everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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