And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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