Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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