I bet he comes in French.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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