Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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