We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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