awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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