no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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