Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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