So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize