I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks