Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well

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(516): View more from New York

Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking

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(805): View more from California

If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that

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(716): View more from New York

What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.

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Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.

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