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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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  (605): was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her? http://tfl.nu/02kh
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  (760): View more from California

  There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.

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  (760): There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours. http://tfl.nu/m1ds
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  (214): View more from Texas

  did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

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  not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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  (214): did it hurt when the cum got in your eye (469): not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash http://tfl.nu/j0vs
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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  I don't wanna die...

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  (423): I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!! (615): I don't wanna die... http://tfl.nu/h1ht
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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  (815): It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina. http://tfl.nu/o9qo
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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  (816): He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man http://tfl.nu/qpf8
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.

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  (270): him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem. http://tfl.nu/ie18
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.

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  (708): Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway. http://tfl.nu/5xxq
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  (407): View more from Florida

  He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas

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  (407): He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas http://tfl.nu/zvf4
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant

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  (609): Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant http://tfl.nu/a3fb
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.

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  (404): Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not. http://tfl.nu/3nps
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  (509): View more from Washington

  I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?

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  (509): I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right? http://tfl.nu/yvyh
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.

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  (502): I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going. http://tfl.nu/r4ch
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Brb crying the tears of my youth

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  (201): Brb crying the tears of my youth http://tfl.nu/pe8b
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  (818): View more from California

  My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..

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  (818): My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight .. http://tfl.nu/dmyo
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