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just do him I won't tell jon

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um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore

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(269): just do him I won't tell jon (1-269): um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore http://tfl.nu/l9xs

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours

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(484): we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours http://tfl.nu/cvkh

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.

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(508): the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful. http://tfl.nu/u6l8

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.

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(615): The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face. http://tfl.nu/dqag

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(662): View more from Mississippi

After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.

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(662): After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do. http://tfl.nu/mztj

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(201): View more from New Jersey

at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."

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youre welcome

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(201): at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.." (1-201): youre welcome http://tfl.nu/sjha

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(571): View more from Virginia

Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar

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(571): Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar http://tfl.nu/34wt

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better

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(419): I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better http://tfl.nu/bdvs

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.

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(307): Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory. http://tfl.nu/grsq

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(647): View more from Ontario

I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.

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(647): I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat. http://tfl.nu/9m2y

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.

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(608): Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation. http://tfl.nu/o18n

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.

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(208): I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/ctp9

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(240): View more from Maryland

God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.

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(240): God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone. http://tfl.nu/9qu8

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(419): View more from Ohio

Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.

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(419): Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people. http://tfl.nu/d5z4

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK

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(503): I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK http://tfl.nu/p76p

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