I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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