I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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