i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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