it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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