I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
