just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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