is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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