the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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