so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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