I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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