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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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