gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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