margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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