i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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