Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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