It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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