Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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