talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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