You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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