Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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