This is not my ceiling
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
