On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
