Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Terrible idea I love it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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