his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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