David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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