hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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