school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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