That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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