told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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