I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
