I hate your face
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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