But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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