I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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