i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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