awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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