kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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