He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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