your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
People in love make me want to vomit
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
