K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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