doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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