playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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