i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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