talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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