ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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