Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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